The universe is out of balance.
Nothing makes sense any--
[Laughs]
Never mind. Never mind.
Just watch this.
Sally, this looks great.
Ha!
Are those breadsticks folded into the--
are those--are--are...
pssht!
Oh, never--
[Mumbling nonsense]
What do I say here?
All right, all right.
The universe is out of balance.
Nothing makes sense any more.
Strudwick gets everything I deserve.
If it's not a cappuccino mashaker--
mashaker?
The universe is out of balance.
Nothing makes sense any more.
Strudwick gets everything I deserve.
If it's not a cappuccino machine,
it's a--it's A...
hold on. Hold on!
Wow, Sally, this looks really great.
[Laughs]
Are those breadsticks
stuck in the middle?!
[Laughter]
Man: mark. Action.
[Stammering]
I can't.
Well, is it the fish sticks?
'Cause I can brush my teeth.
No--[Coughing]
It's the fish sticks, isn't it?!
Don't tell me it's not the fish sticks!
Oh, you are unbelievable.
What?
[Laughter]
We finally have the real pizza.
Ha ha ha.
Oh, that's all right.
We can pick this up.
[Laughing]
We've been miming all week...
Man: quiet please, and action.
[Laughing]
Too big a piece.
Ok, sorry.
Man: third time. Set, and action.
Oh, you are unbelievable.
Why? I sprang for this pie.
You have to give the guy something.
But--but why?!
A tip is supposed to be a reward for--
[Laughing]
Every day at 3:30 pre--p--
oh, I knew I'd screw it up!
Now Mary thinks that I'm cheap!
Well, cheap--no, you're not cheap.
You're, uh...
you're a [Bleep].
Oh, damn it!
Here's what we've got so far.
Every day at 3:30 P.M.,
The guards shift.
Right here.
How could a rumor make the stock go down so fast?
Uh...I forgot.
Why can a rumor...
while the guards are gone,
Harry is gonna distract the teller
by bringing her one of the bank's
ball points pens
and pretending that it's out of ink.
And complaining that it's out of ink.
Man: Ok, act that one out.
This is the funnest scene
you've ever seen in your life.
But get this.
When I was at the library,
the--the-- I killed a guy.
Man: mark. Action.
It's on!
[Growling]
Oh, god, no!
[Grunting]
I'm reaping it, man, right here, brother!
You're going down, you understand?!
I'm reaping destruction on your hide!
You understand?!
Mary, what are you doing here?
I came here to stop you
from doing something completely irrational.
Mary, please, it's perfectly rational.
Is it?
I have no idea. I say something else.
But I don't know what it is.
All the values that she's been instilling
in Alyssa for years.
Man: do that again, that one line.
I thought that was really good.
[Laughter]
[Laughing]
It's him. It's not me.
It's him!
Really, I'm sorry.
He needs a good ass-Kissing.
You broke...
Man: mark. Action.
If he talks to her, we're screwed.
This guy is, Er...
this guy is-- we're screwed.
We're screwed. We are screwed.
Leave it at that.
I'm not smart enough to figure out
that...
ha ha!
Mommy!
You know, maybe-- let's take that back.
Do I--am I not-- just not giving you--
no, you're golden and beautiful.
Oh.
Tommy, will you please move
her little met-- bettle mutticks?
[Laughs]
Metal mutticks.
I like it.
Hello, Mary.
Hello, Dick. Dick?!
Make love to me, Mary.